February 2012
System were fantasic but I am so exhausted after...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I'm seeing fucking System of a Down in less than...
Can life get any more complete?
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Seriously though, who the fuck is free to go out...
Everyone I know is either busy, broke or not allowed!
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gr00vymutantshark:
Why is being naked such a big deal?
People look better naked
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I have Criminal Law classes tomorrow at Uni but...
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First day of uni was good. It’s weird because no one tells me what to do, what homework I have. They couldn’t care less if I did my work or not. It’s very different and feels great.
I also love Dwight Howard in general.
He’s funny and he also knows how to be serious and announce a game
I love seeing Reggie Miller on the sideline
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