February 2012
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Tonight was balls!
I was going to see Last Dinosaurs but when I called up the venue the person I spoke to said they were coming on at 10. So I rocked up a little before 10 and they were actually finishing at 10. Thanks for nothing! I took a train to the city, got wet, got disappointed, got even more wet going back to the train station and then took a train home. Now I’m cold, wet, disappointed and angry.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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Contemplating a disco nap but the alternative is...
Please leave suggestions with or without reasons.
Getting ready is so much better when there are...
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Oh yeah, apparently I have 20 000 things in my...
I wish Uni wasn't so hard.
It’s not really hard just yet, I just wish it wasn’t hard at all really.
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Watch
Watchsaltydreams:
run-y0u-d0wn:
releasetheseagulls:
perfecttweapon:
sea-sh0re:
rest in peace.
i just laughed so hard
what the fuck i saw this on my dash 5 mins ago and it was at 2,000 notes
lol
im laughing more than i should right now…
always reblog!
FUCKING WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
aww hahahahhha
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Watchrestlesslochness:
joshishollywood:
you should go to college……if they let you in...especially with nails like those.
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System were fantasic but I am so exhausted after...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I'm seeing fucking System of a Down in less than...
Can life get any more complete?
